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Carlos!

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Keep it close to the car,
there's a hole.

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- Easy, easy.
- Don't scratch it.

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- Who's leaving now?
- The people from 301.

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Why?

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Carlos!

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Carlos!

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Come in.

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So you are here.

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I've been shouting
like a lunatic.

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I've got a car full of crap and
you make like you don't hear me.

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Hey. Weren't you going
to change the lock?

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Sorry.
The kitchen is through there.

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- Where should I put this?
- Over there.

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Hey.

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- What a huge muscle.
- At your service ma'am.

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- What are you looking at?
- Your ass.

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My ass? And this miracle?

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I have an idea.

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Honey.
Just wait until the men leave.

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I lose the idea. I don't have
time for that right now.

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All right, "Homo Sapiens".

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Just don't forget that once
you were a "Homo Erectus".

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Better, isn't it?
Healthier. More light.

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Did you call your mom?

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Listen to this.
This might work as the prologue.

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Prologue? You've been working
on that for three months!

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Listen, listen.

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"The more a man admires
a woman because of her success,

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the harder it is
for him to desire her.

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The new woman
is a source of male impotence

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a castrator,
and a cause of divorce".

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Papers, papers, letters,
letters, bullshit!

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Hey, don't you think
it's rather windy in here?

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So what's so funny?

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Nothing, castrator.

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Impotent.

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Lady, we're leaving now.

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Sorry. I didn't introduce you.

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This is my...
Well, he's always here.

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I'm his muse.

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And he is my muscle.

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What a racket!
People are so uncivilized.

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I'm coming!

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I left the car double-parked.
I'm going to move it.

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- Let's go, my muscle-men.
- Excuse us, sir.

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Leave the door open. I don't
want to have to battle with it.

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<i>No, Sandy.
Please, try to understand.</i>

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<i>Tell Roy the commercial will
be photographed by Naoto Tekata.</i>

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<i>I know he is expensive,
but you're not paying,</i>

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so don't interfere.
Also tell him that the slogan

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is "Comet sausages,
the best on the planet".

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Yeah, I know it's awful,

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but what do you
want me to do, damn it?

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Look, tell that to the client.

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He liked it. They're hicks.
See you.

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You look horrible.

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It's six o'clock, we are late.

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This is the last time
you come to my office

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fucking dressed like that.

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Andrea, where are you going?

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If you don't like how I look,
I'm not going. Taxi!

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Andrea, get in the car.

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- Let go of me!
- Get back in the car!

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- Get back in the car!
- Let me go!

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- Get back in the car!
- Let go of me!

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Honey.
We're making a scene.

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So, what's new?
Taxi!

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Let's go home so you can
put on something decent.

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What's indecent about this?
It's French.

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But we're going to the house
of the agency's president!

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Yes, and since you've just been
appointed international

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accounts director, you can't go
with a shabby woman.

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Maybe, someone will remember
you when you were communist.

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Hey, mister!

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Let me go!

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Let's go home. Let's go.
I've had enough.

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There, you see?
This is what I get for being

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so democratic at home.

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Go on.

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Get out of the way man.

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- Get out of there.
- I don't want to.

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- Get out of the car!
- I don't want to!

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- Get out, damn it!
- I don't want to!

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Get out, I said!

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Watch out, asshole!

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Marisa.

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You must have brought something.

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A kimono.

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Marisa, I just came
back from Kenya.

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The Zulus don't wear kimonos.

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Well, maybe you brought
a mask, some feathers,

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a bone.

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- Something.
- I'm dead tired!

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You erased it!

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Do you like them?
They're for Tomás.

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I also bought
some hats, balloons.

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Plug it back in.

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But it's been seven
years since I saw him.

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- Please.
- Yeah, yeah. I know.

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I'm like a gonorrhea,
I burn, I itch,

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but come on, look
what I bought for Tomás.

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Ana! Let me work.

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Either you throw
that essay into the trash

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- or I jump out the window.
- You can jump!

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What's the matter with you?
What are you afraid of?

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You.

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Me? Why?

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Because I know you,
darling.

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Hey, but I...

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Ana, I love you.

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I love you too.

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Isn't that enough?

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Nothing in life satisfies
us completely.

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Nothing is enough.

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It only lasts a moment
and then it's gone.

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Like this kiss.

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He's here!

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I don't want to go to dinner at
Miguel and Andrea's on Friday.

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Why don't you make up an excuse?

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Or do you want to go
play referee?

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You do it. I don't want to.

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No, no.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Don't you think we are
making fools of ourselves?

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- No.
- Yes, darling.

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Sorry, I think I've got
the wrong apartment.

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Tomás! I can't believe it.

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I missed you so much!
You monster! Blondie!

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- Carlitos.
- How are you?

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Are you going bald?

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Hey, tell me, when did
you dye your hair?

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- What's London like?
- Nice.

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- What do you mean nice?
- Nice. Just like your apartment.

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Clown.

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Singapore was the best.

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- You were in Singapore?
- Not only was I in Singapore,

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I got married there!

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- What?
- And?

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Nothing. They closed it.
It was a fabulous whorehouse.

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It didn't bother me much though
because I became a Buddhist.

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- You are a Buddhist now?
- No.

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Now I'm very tired

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and very thirsty.

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Where's the kitchen?

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I'm also happy to be
with my two only friends.

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The surprise.
Come here.

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Ready? One, two...

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Surprise!

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WELCOME!

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Where did you sleep
last Tuesday?

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Where did you sleep!

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Andrea, it took you three
hours to choose a dress.

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You changed
your hairstyle five times.

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I've been smelling your fucking
perfume the whole way.

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So don't piss me off
with the same question.

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- Where did you sleep?
- I didn't sleep!

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I spent all night working
so you can have

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your gym, the beauty parlor,
ashram and master card.

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You're the one who spoilt me.

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So now it's my fault
that you're idle?

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If only you had a child!

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So it was formal dress?

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Watch what you drink.

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Do my drinking habits
bother you?

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Miguel! Miguel!

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Mister Singer. I'm sorry.
I didn't recognize you.

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What do you think?

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Andrea, Mister Singer,
the agency's vice-president.

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- My wife.
- Pleased to meet you.

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Why aren't you
wearing a costume?

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What's this then? You think
I dress like this every day?

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Excuse me.
They're carrying me off.

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- Is that all now?
- No.

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There's still my tamagochi,
my Indian head

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and my box of condoms.

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Come on in.
Be careful with the door.

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I thought
you didn't bring anything.

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What would you like to drink?
We have to celebrate

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the arrival
of the repentant nomad.

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Well, nomad, plumber, mime,

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waiter, translator,
limo driver, stripper,

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diving instructor,
balero instructor,

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art dealer, drug dealer...

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- And hustler.
- What?

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Okay, okay, okay. Gigolo.

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You developed professionally
these past seven years.

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No, no, don't get
me wrong, Carlitos.

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Mine was purely a pleasure trip.

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I'm getting dizzy.

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Easy, Carlitos, easy.
Don't worry.

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Here, on the floor.
Come down to the floor.

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00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,410
That's right. Very good.

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00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,080
Perfect. Breathe.
No, no, easy. Breathe deeply.

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00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,417
What would you like to drink?
I have tequila, whiskey,

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ginger-ale, red wine.

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00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:16,422
- Again.
- I asked what you want to drink.

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I have tequila, whiskey,
ginger-ale, red wine...

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00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:21,627
And again.

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00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,697
We won't have a toast then!

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00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,434
Does this happen often?

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00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,171
What? My getting dizzy
or the elevator breaking down?

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That you don't pay any attention
to your wife when she talks.

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It's not what you're thinking.

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You revived, you devil!

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00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,585
Ana's fine with me.
I'm fine with Ana.

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So don't start
with any of your tricks.

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Okay.

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00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,364
Hello? He's not home.

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- Who was it?
- It was for you.

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00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,303
I thought you weren't here.

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- Are you having trouble?
- Who was it?

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I don't know. He didn't
want to leave a message.

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Don't answer the phone.

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Leave the answering machine on.

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00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,313
Did you hear
the message I left you?

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I leave it every morning.

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00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,618
"Your wife doesn't know
what an orgasm is. Try harder".

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- What's the matter?
- I'm not a cardboard cutout!

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00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,456
- Can I have a shower?
- We can fuck right now!

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- Don't twist things, you moron!
- You brought up orgasms.

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You're always dissatisfied.
Not me.

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Don't twist things.

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00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,666
I'm sick of you leaving
me talking to myself.

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00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,134
Excuse me,
where can I take a bath?

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- Now you'll get one, darling.
- Let me go! Let go of me!

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Stop! That's enough!

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The intellectual!

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You're so stupid
and so blind.

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Excuse me.
Where can I take a bath?

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00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,965
Just what we needed.
A man's balls.

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00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,567
Hey, get dressed, asshole!

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00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,437
Easy! I haven't taken
a bath in five days.

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00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,305
It's very European.
Look, smell me.

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00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,607
- Get away from me!
- Come, I'll take you.

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00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,876
No, you won't. I'll take him.

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00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,278
He's taking me.

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00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,053
Carlitos, which one is hot?

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00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,525
Thanks.

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00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,727
Carlitos!

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00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,065
Show her she's wrong.
Make a baby.

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00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,834
Is she on the pill or what?

246
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:50,008
Ana, why did you make
that scene in front of Tomás?

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00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,078
- Why?
- For you everything is easy.

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00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,580
I give you support
when you need it.

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I disappear when you ask me to.
Now I'm tired of it.

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00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,285
What are you tired of?
Say it.

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00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,456
Answer me.
What are you tired of?

252
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,325
Of always being there for you.

253
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,561
- So you can go with Tomás?
- You don't understand a thing.

254
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:13,031
No, answer me, damn it!
Why did you let him go?

255
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,267
He has a sense of humor.
He knows how to make love.

256
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,504
He has talent. You'd lose
sleep for him, right?

257
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,806
You're still in love
with a clown.

258
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,241
And don't tell me you are not

259
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,209
because you know
perfectly well that it's true.

260
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:28,013
Why are you always jealous?
Idiot!

261
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:35,154
Because I will never be able
to make love to you like him.

262
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,621
Persephone!

263
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,427
Andrea Maldonado.
Pleased to meet you.

264
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,230
- Married?
- To an ape.

265
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,966
There is always
a second chance.

266
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,735
No, I'm not attracted
to Greeks. Thanks.

267
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,137
I'm Roman.

268
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,709
How would you like it if I threw
you to the lions, Persephone?

269
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,449
We're going to shoot
the commercial in Ixtapa.

270
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,152
Naoto Tekata will be
your photographer.

271
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,824
Who wants to come
with me to the suite?

272
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:50,229
- Me, me, me!
- Excuse me a second.

273
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,530
I've got a present for you.

274
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,032
Let's see. Do you
remember the slogan?

275
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,100
Of course.

276
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:59,171
- "Comet sausages".
- "Eat them, don't insert them".

277
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:03,342
Far out! Huge!
All right, line up.

278
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,710
Let's go.

279
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,379
Come here, babe.
You're with me, okay?

280
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,883
Perfect.

281
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,452
Let's see. All of it.

282
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,134
Miguel?

283
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,640
María! What are
you doing here?

284
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,476
Pissing myself.

285
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,747
Can I go in alone or do
I have to be with a group?

286
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:43,782
Wipe your nose.

287
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,635
Let Rome burn!

288
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:11,243
Long live Mexico!

289
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,424
- 22 hours?
- 23.

290
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:30,495
Nairobi, Frankfurt, New York,
Immigration, Mexico.

291
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,166
Nairobi? What were you
doing so far away?

292
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,269
We always said that as long as
we stayed away from each other,

293
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,304
we would make
an excellent couple.

294
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:44,076
Are you really interested?
Remember, I'm a zoologist.

295
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,245
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't forgotten.

296
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:51,416
Well, I was studying
mandrills, chimpanzees,

297
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,518
and my husband.

298
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,220
You got married?

299
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:02,194
That's good. Well, tell me,
where's your husband?

300
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,529
Dead and buried.

301
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,299
I'm sorry. I didn't know.

302
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,568
- What happened?
- It's a metaphor, Miguel.

303
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:11,970
I left him.

304
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:17,209
Well, to be honest,
I married him for a passport.

305
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:22,614
Michael was English.
Well, he is English.

306
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,886
I never saw a man cry so much.

307
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,656
The poor fool.

308
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,626
Well, I don't know
why I'm telling you all this.

309
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,795
Must be that I haven't slept

310
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:40,265
or that you make me nervous.

311
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,070
How long are you going
to be here in Mexico?

312
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,339
I'm only here for a month,
staying with a friend.

313
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,842
I didn't want to go to San Luis,
you know my family.

314
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,345
Afterward I'm going to work
at the San Diego Zoo.

315
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,280
I don't know
how they knew about me.

316
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,748
They offered me a lot of money

317
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,817
although they only
have one mandrill.

318
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,553
I don't need to go to San Diego,

319
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,855
this place is full
of animals on the loose.

320
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:09,761
Why didn't you make the film?
Everything was ready.

321
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,164
Well, María, it's just that...

322
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,003
Now I'm working
at an advertising agency.

323
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,038
You're not!

324
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,441
Yeah, in fact this
is a company party.

325
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:29,981
María, one has to survive,
change, adapt.

326
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,085
Damn, you understand me,
don't you?

327
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,255
Besides tell me, who makes
films in this country?

328
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:38,356
Who?

329
00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,994
Unfortunately the closest
thing is publicity, isn't it?

330
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:49,101
At least we work with ideas,

331
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,336
with creativity,

332
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:53,305
with what both you and I
were always looking for.

333
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:54,806
Social commitment?

334
00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:59,411
Besides, I married Andrea.

335
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:04,416
She's my wife now. I have
to provide her with certain

336
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,485
comforts, luxuries,
dresses, trips.

337
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,453
You married
Andrea Maldonado?

338
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:10,522
Yeah. Why?

339
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,362
Sorry, it's just
that I never would've...

340
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,364
She was the most...

341
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:21,566
You're still handsome.

342
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,074
If you're tired,
I can take you home.

343
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:38,350
Look at that, just for a change.

344
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,455
My friend Marisa never changes.

345
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,325
Can I stay at your place?

346
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:53,064
<i>You disappointed me so much
That I left you a blank check</i>

347
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:56,601
<i>In your name</i>

348
00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:04,409
<i>Put whatever amount you want</i>

349
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:08,513
<i>And where it reads "worthless"
That must be your price</i>

350
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,950
<i>And it's signed by me</i>

351
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,193
More! More! More! More!

352
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,365
Is this why you dragged
me out of the party?

353
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,637
- Did you find it?
- Yes. Here it is.

354
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:37,042
Look Andrea, it's an original
from the Rioguashasha tribe.

355
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,749
Why are you driving so slowly?

356
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,787
Can't you see that María
is dying to go to bed?

357
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,789
Hey Miguel, really.

358
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,924
If it's too much trouble
I can go to a hotel.

359
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,826
I don't know any hotel.

360
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:57,162
That is near here.

361
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,497
- It's just that I don't think...
- Don't think about anything!

362
00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:02,400
Relax! We want you
to stay with us!

363
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,339
Miguel has explained
everything to me.

364
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,041
You're going to be very
comfortable in the spare room.

365
00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:13,078
Since we still
don't have children,

366
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:17,449
the apartment is a little big
for us, isn't it, darling?

367
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:22,387
Faster! Can't you see
the lady wants to get there?

368
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:35,867
Stop!
I said stop!

369
00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,557
Sneaking in on me?

370
00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:02,227
Why are you
so undisciplined girl?

371
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:04,796
Because of this.

372
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:18,376
If Muhammad
doesn't go to the mountain...

373
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,146
Muhammad jumps
into my bed, right?

374
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:22,747
What kind of a Muslim are you?

375
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,389
I was also thinking about
how to sneak into your room.

376
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,491
But I don't think
I ever got to...

377
00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:39,097
- Carlos?
- Don't worry.

378
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:42,233
He's not here.
He went out.

379
00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:55,947
We haven't talked for so long.
How are you?

380
00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,451
Impressed. I've never been
inside the forbidden city.

381
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,224
They belong to Carlos' mom.
The vases, the plates,

382
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:11,062
the lamps, the carpets, well,
even the apartment is hers.

383
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:22,774
That damn habit
of leaving the window open.

384
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:32,717
I still love you.

385
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,453
Come here.

386
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,266
This is my home, isn't it?

387
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:01,980
What is this?

388
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,051
His name is Cirilo.

389
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,212
And if you think I'm jealous,
well I'm not.

390
00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:09,280
On the contrary,
I'm optimistic.

391
00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:12,283
She was the love of your life,
wasn't she?

392
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,919
Maybe she can talk you out
of the mistake you're living in.

393
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:18,256
Marrying you was my mistake.
Now let me get some sleep.

394
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,425
Although maybe you don't
like her anymore.

395
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,328
She doesn't have a soda smile,
or coconut-oil legs.

396
00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:26,131
No, she's not the kind
of woman you like now.

397
00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:29,467
So jealous, really jealous,
well no, I can't be.

398
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:36,641
Although maybe
she is more stupid than me

399
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,711
and still thinks she can do
something about a lost cause.

400
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:44,415
Darling, I'm begging you.
Let's get some sleep.

401
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:47,285
Come off it!
As if you could sleep

402
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,887
with all that coke you snorted.

403
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:51,289
Do you think I don't
notice when you're stoned?

404
00:29:51,356 --> 00:29:53,291
Damn it!
Turn that fucking light off!

405
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:32,063
Do you remember when you used
to be sweet and patient with me?

406
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,466
And would tell me you'd explain
the world to me?

407
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,468
When did you go numb?

408
00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:40,705
Hey, what if we try acupuncture?

409
00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:44,642
Do you think unhappiness
can be cured with needles?

410
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,682
I'm going to the living room.

411
00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:55,153
Or to fuck that bitch María?

412
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,155
You'll wake her!
Shut up.

413
00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,590
Because I want to talk?

414
00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:01,226
Miguel, I've been ironing
your shirts for five years

415
00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:04,596
and you can't grant me
one night's talk?

416
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,297
Do you only talk
to your secretary?

417
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,665
Why don't you shut your mouth?

418
00:31:07,732 --> 00:31:09,500
- Let me go, Miguel.
- Spread your legs.

419
00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:11,069
Let me go!

420
00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:15,373
Since you've kept me awake,
I'm going to make a sacrifice

421
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,310
to dissuade you from
talking anymore, you fool.

422
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,878
You are an animal!

423
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:23,948
I always sleep with an animal.

424
00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:26,484
With an animal, right.
With a hyena! A wife!

425
00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:29,687
Let go!

426
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:33,925
Spread your legs.
Damn it, spread your legs.

427
00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,160
Remember, Andrea,

428
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:42,200
in bed there is always
one who is stronger!

429
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:45,103
And there is always one who
winds up underneath the other!

430
00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:31,182
You've woken Cirilo.

431
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:41,025
You left the window open.

432
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,728
As always.

433
00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:46,331
Good night.

434
00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:24,902
Why?

435
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,572
Why do I feel so jealous?

436
00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,243
It's disgusting.

437
00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:58,202
Couldn't you sleep?

438
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,240
Me neither.

439
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,323
She's still drunk.

440
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:27,532
What happened to you, Miguel?

441
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,018
Do you have a cigarette?

442
00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:50,388
You didn't smoke, either.

443
00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:53,991
No.

444
00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,484
She drives me insane.

445
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:22,346
Insurgentes South Avenue
around University City

446
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,649
is completely blocked.

447
00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:26,918
<i>We recommend you use
an alternative route</i>

448
00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:29,620
<i>such as San Jerónimo,
Periférico,</i>

449
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,322
<i>or Revolución Avenue.</i>

450
00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:35,059
<i>Pollution monitoring reports...</i>

451
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,297
Fifty dead birds
around San Jerónimo Avenue.

452
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,633
Skin eczema on two nurses
in General Hospital.

453
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,702
And a man run over
while boarding a bus.

454
00:36:58,015 --> 00:36:59,183
Now!

455
00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:05,156
Faster!

456
00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:08,359
Now!

457
00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:14,899
Now!

458
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:22,073
Was that okay?

459
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:34,652
- Ramiro!
- Miguelito! How are you?

460
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,988
I want to introduce
you to Carlos Celorio.

461
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:38,589
He has a great business
proposal for you.

462
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:39,690
Thanks.

463
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,496
This city has really changed.
It's like Wall Street.

464
00:37:46,063 --> 00:37:48,466
Here. I already know
what I'm having.

465
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,174
- Andrea...
- It's my first time here.

466
00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:58,776
I can't suggest anything.

467
00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,148
Why do you let him
treat you like this?

468
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,183
It's none of your business.

469
00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:14,325
Serrano steak!
I haven't had that in years.

470
00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:17,461
- It's awful here.
- Would you like to order?

471
00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:19,196
A Serrano steak for the lady

472
00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:21,832
and a Grilled Red snapper
for me. No broccoli.

473
00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,168
Aren't we going to wait
for Miguel?

474
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,903
Don't take too long.
We're in a hurry.

475
00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:37,782
Do you know there are species
that cannot reproduce

476
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,417
when they are in captivity?

477
00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:42,119
What an interesting
conversation!

478
00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:47,458
The sensation of being locked
up makes the males violent

479
00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:48,993
and the females enraged.

480
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,997
Mandrills are capable
of killing each other

481
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,265
under those circumstances.

482
00:38:54,331 --> 00:38:56,100
Are you trying
to tell me something?

483
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,437
- Why did you come here?
- That doesn't matter.

484
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,038
What do you mean
it doesn't matter?

485
00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:08,713
Remember the Minotaur?

486
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:13,551
The strange creature that's half
bull, and now half publicist?

487
00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:18,089
Well, that creature
used to devour women.

488
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:21,425
If it didn't, it would die.
Do you understand?

489
00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:23,694
- You have to...
- Keep listening to you

490
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:25,296
with my mouth open, right?

491
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:27,798
Yes, I know you went to college.

492
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,601
I'm going to the bathroom.

493
00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:32,903
What's with her?

494
00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:38,142
Sorry María,
I was with Ramiro Hernández.

495
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,278
María, the Director
of the Commercial Bank.

496
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,714
The other day, I beat him
playing golf.

497
00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:46,183
My best 18 holes,
three under pair.

498
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:49,019
He's so selfish, Pilar!

499
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:53,390
You just found out, honey?
They're all selfish, Susana.

500
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:55,659
He is not the problem,
you are, darling.

501
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,161
He's never going to change.

502
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,530
- So what do I do then?
- Cheat on him.

503
00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:00,765
- What?
- Yeah.

504
00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:02,433
- Do it with somebody else.
- I can't.

505
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,001
Let me explain something.

506
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,203
Men's main problem is their ego.

507
00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:09,507
It's such a big problem
that just once is not enough.

508
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,942
You have to do it
at least twice a week.

509
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:16,514
I don't dare, Pilar.
He says...

510
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:20,084
He says that I've got
beans for tits.

511
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,153
All right, enough.

512
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:23,788
Didn't you fancy
Charlie Celorio?

513
00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:25,523
He is outside at a table
in this restaurant.

514
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,192
Go and ask him to shout
you to some maguey worms.

515
00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:30,694
Besides he's been promoted
to chief of finances.

516
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,531
- If I get caught?
- You get divorced.

517
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,599
- No!
- Isn't that what you want?

518
00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:54,819
- Andrea!
- Please, be more careful!

519
00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:56,787
Ramiro Hernández!
My loan! I'll be back.

520
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,993
Get your oranges,
sweet oranges,

521
00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:05,362
oranges from Guerrero.

522
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:08,365
Ten oranges for 20 pesos.

523
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,203
Madam, bring your bag.

524
00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:16,307
Sweet oranges,
get your oranges.

525
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:17,775
One more!

526
00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:31,422
Hey. Where are you taking that?
No! Cirilo! Cirilo!

527
00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:39,430
What the hell
is going on with you?

528
00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:41,432
What is going on with me?
I was at the stadium.

529
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:43,467
Didn't you see us?
We were there.

530
00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:46,203
- Of course I saw you!
- Why didn't you say hello?

531
00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:48,539
Fucking cynic.
Get the hell out of my house.

532
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:51,108
Hey. Easy, easy, wait, wait.

533
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:56,614
Did you hurt yourself, honey?

534
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,882
The carpet!

535
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,419
This will come out
with mineral water. Let's try.

536
00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:04,588
Stick your mineral
water up your ass!

537
00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:06,590
Hey. Where are your manners?

538
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,525
Where are yours, you whore!

539
00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:12,630
Hey, don't Carlos! Carlos.
Ana, wait, don't go.

540
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:14,298
Wait. Let's get this straight.

541
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,666
What did you see at the stadium?

542
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,268
You two were kissing!

543
00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:20,638
- She started it.
- You were spying on us?

544
00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:22,640
No, wait. Just a moment!

545
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,608
That's a very naughty
thing to do, Carlitos.

546
00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,477
- Seek and you shall find.
- You son of a bitch!

547
00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:28,646
- Just get out now!
- All right, all right.

548
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:32,449
All right.

549
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:39,723
Carlitos it is with great sorrow
that I see

550
00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:43,394
that you haven't changed.
Not a bit.

551
00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:45,496
You have to control your anger.

552
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:47,765
Asshole!

553
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,734
Carlitos. Let me give you
a piece of advice.

554
00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:53,504
You should listen to me.
You're stuck in the same place.

555
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:57,641
I'm tired of telling you:
Ana will not eat you alive.

556
00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:01,211
But she's a nympho obsessed.
Why else would she kiss you?

557
00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:02,780
She wants you to look at her!

558
00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:04,581
It's obvious! You don't pay
her any attention.

559
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:06,317
I've told her a thousand times.

560
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:09,119
I can give her other things,
but all she thinks about is...

561
00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:12,790
Marzipan? Well, give it to her.
Why are you so selfish?

562
00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:15,693
- One moment!
- Stay out of this!

563
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:19,263
Ana told me she wants
you to be less resistant.

564
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,198
Carlitos, stop thinking
about yourself all day long.

565
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,234
What she needs is a lover,
and that's not me.

566
00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:26,603
I can't only be
thinking about...

567
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,906
- Carlitos.
- Stop calling me Carlitos!

568
00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:30,007
You can but you won't.

569
00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:31,642
I've tried, but she
always wants more.

570
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:34,478
- It's an excuse.
- Shut up, you both!

571
00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:38,349
I'm the only one
who knows what I need.

572
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:42,286
And you know what I need?
Fresh air!

573
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,421
Ana.

574
00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:49,226
See what you've done?

575
00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:52,963
Don't worry about me.
I'm leaving too.

576
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:02,539
- You're leaving with her?
- Don't worry.

577
00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,742
I don't want to have anything
to do with women.

578
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,910
You're both together in this.

579
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,413
Where are you going?
New York?

580
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,017
- Get out of my way, damn it!
- Moron!

581
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:47,418
Andrea.

582
00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:56,293
Forgive me. I don't know
why it happened.

583
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:03,133
Since what happened
with Michael I feel...

584
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,072
Forget it.

585
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:15,112
There is nothing
between Miguel and me.

586
00:45:15,612 --> 00:45:16,947
And there never will be.

587
00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:22,953
Andrea, don't
give up on yourself,

588
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:25,589
you're all you've got.

589
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:30,594
I'll get my things.

590
00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:39,236
Don't worry,
it's not your fault.

591
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:42,039
It's the straw that broke...

592
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:47,778
Please, call me at my office
before you leave for San Diego.

593
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,347
See you.

594
00:46:00,624 --> 00:46:01,592
Thanks.

595
00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:05,028
- You forgot this.
- Thanks.

596
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,432
Carlos, I want to apologize.

597
00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:14,204
I'll send you
my new address later.

598
00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,407
Where shall I take you,
young man?

599
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:19,776
- To prison, please.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

600
00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:24,815
Hang on!

601
00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:29,686
You can stay!

602
00:46:38,262 --> 00:46:39,897
Miguel was always
talking about you.

603
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:42,699
You two used to write
to each other?

604
00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:48,138
Once. More than five years ago
he wrote me a letter.

605
00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:53,210
I think he wasn't even married
to you yet. That's all.

606
00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:57,581
In bed he called me
María many times.

607
00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:03,287
The day he went to my family's
house to ask for my hand

608
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,289
he called me María.

609
00:47:06,757 --> 00:47:08,392
You don't know
how much I hated you.

610
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:16,967
Don't worry. I'm not offended.
I had no idea about any of this.

611
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:26,376
Look, I know this is going
to sound ridiculous, but stay.

612
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:29,613
What?

613
00:47:32,382 --> 00:47:34,351
I don't want you to go
with him to New York!

614
00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:37,921
- He told you that?
- Yes.

615
00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:42,426
Well, no. But he's going
to invite you to go there

616
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:46,563
or something else.
I know him. I'm so stupid.

617
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,133
I'm so stupid, such an idiot.

618
00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:58,308
Damn!

619
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:02,479
Hello, Miguel.
Going away on vacation?

620
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,581
- Carlitos! How are you?
- Fine. And you?

621
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:06,116
Good, good, me too.
No, no.

622
00:48:06,183 --> 00:48:09,920
I'm not going away on vacation.
About the dinner...

623
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:11,688
- It was tomorrow, wasn't it?
- Yes.

624
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:13,657
Well, it's off. We can't do it.

625
00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:15,659
Don't worry,

626
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:19,496
Ana had some problems herself
and went on a trip too.

627
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:23,000
- Where are you going?
- I don't know, to a hotel.

628
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,335
While I find an apartment.

629
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,006
- I broke up with Andrea.
- What?

630
00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:33,443
And you better pay
the phone bill.

631
00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:34,878
It's still in my name!

632
00:48:34,945 --> 00:48:37,147
As for the rest,
you can starve to death!

633
00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:40,484
You'll be in a lot of trouble
if you dare throw away my mail!

634
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,122
- Miguel.
- Yes.

635
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,924
- Is Andrea in?
- Yes.

636
00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,160
Thanks.

637
00:48:51,895 --> 00:48:54,798
- Hey, Carlitos. Ana and you...
- We're through.

638
00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:58,035
Bitch. Do you know
what she's going to do?

639
00:48:58,101 --> 00:48:59,703
She's going to go
to Andrea and...

640
00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:02,339
Why don't you stay
with us for a few days?

641
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:05,542
- No, no.
- Why pay for a hotel room?

642
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:09,179
No. Besides, I don't want
to know anything about Andrea.

643
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:10,847
We'll close the curtains.

644
00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:12,816
They say you're a great cook.

645
00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:14,985
Me? No way, not at all.

646
00:49:15,052 --> 00:49:17,688
Later. Let's have a drink.

647
00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:20,257
Just one.

648
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,360
Girls, follow me!

649
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:27,431
Miguel, I'd like
you to meet Tomás.

650
00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:47,784
Let me see.

651
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,154
Trio of overexposed
emancipated women.

652
00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,760
Clarita. With you
and without a husband

653
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,662
life is going
to be so much easier.

654
00:49:58,729 --> 00:49:59,996
Let's make a toast!

655
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,033
- To men!
- Fuck off!

656
00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,903
I mean, as bastards.
Right, sister?

657
00:50:07,704 --> 00:50:08,905
Cheers!

658
00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:12,476
Look, they don't even know
how to drink.

659
00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:14,978
Within half an hour they'll
either be crying or throwing up.

660
00:50:18,248 --> 00:50:20,350
Gorgeous eyes!

661
00:50:28,592 --> 00:50:30,794
Do you think God meant
to create women this way

662
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:33,196
or was it another
of His little mistakes?

663
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:39,035
Little?
He really screwed us.

664
00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:44,141
Carlitos, what do you think?
You think God...

665
00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:46,510
He's levitating.

666
00:50:58,588 --> 00:51:00,190
Is the music ready, Andrea?

667
00:51:02,959 --> 00:51:04,728
That's the way.

668
00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:09,733
Look, Clarita,
this is how to move.

669
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,934
Look, Clarita, like this.

670
00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:13,804
Put that away.
Now. Look. Like this.

671
00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:15,906
Do you know that science
has demonstrated that there are

672
00:51:15,972 --> 00:51:19,743
- only three types of men?
- My father, my sugar daddy,

673
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:22,212
- and those idiots.
- No, no, no. One:

674
00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:24,481
Those who promise
what they'll never give you.

675
00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:26,583
I've been promised
quite a few things.

676
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,453
Two: Men who want you
to be a lady at the table

677
00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:31,288
and a whore in bed.

678
00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:32,889
Could that be it?

679
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:37,027
I've always been a lady in bed
and a whore at the table.

680
00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:40,163
No, and three. I said three:

681
00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:42,933
Those who look for a mother
like beggars.

682
00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:45,802
- Those men are the worst.
- Come here, girls, look!

683
00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:52,342
Carlitos. Where are you?
Come here.

684
00:51:54,177 --> 00:51:58,815
Sure. The problem
with fucking women

685
00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,250
is that they don't understand

686
00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,052
that monogamy
makes us miserable.

687
00:52:02,118 --> 00:52:04,821
Resignation, Miguel.
That's God's will.

688
00:52:04,888 --> 00:52:06,656
No, that's not God's work.

689
00:52:06,723 --> 00:52:08,925
You say that because
you're promiscuous.

690
00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:10,594
no, no, no.

691
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:13,463
I'm sorry, buddy, but which
God are you talking about?

692
00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:15,365
I don't mess
around with your God,

693
00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:16,533
don't mess around with mine.

694
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,602
I want to explain
something, Carlitos.

695
00:52:18,668 --> 00:52:20,103
Stop calling me "Carlitos".

696
00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:22,706
All right, Mr. Carlos.
Let me tell you that I change

697
00:52:22,772 --> 00:52:26,076
my woman because I want an ear,
not because I'm promiscuous.

698
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:30,981
- What?
- Yes, yes, yes. An ear.

699
00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:35,418
A virgin ear which enjoys, finds
pleasure in and appreciates

700
00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:37,654
my wonderful stories.

701
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,457
I make love because I'm a very
sociable person.

702
00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:43,393
But what I really like, what I
really like is masturbation.

703
00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,163
Come, come.

704
00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:52,602
FIRST CALL

705
00:53:01,177 --> 00:53:03,813
Did you see their stupid faces?

706
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,983
Second demonstration of science:

707
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:09,319
If men had an IQ

708
00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:13,657
proportionally larger
than the size of their dicks

709
00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:15,559
they would be capable
of understanding something.

710
00:53:16,593 --> 00:53:21,131
Hey, Ana, and Carlos, is it big?

711
00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:23,099
His IQ?
Yeah.

712
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:25,869
Madam, what is an IQ?

713
00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:29,773
I'll be damned.

714
00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:33,276
Brother.
What are you doing, man?

715
00:53:33,343 --> 00:53:35,045
Don't I look good in my Armani?

716
00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:36,580
No, no, let's see here, out.

717
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:41,217
Know what? There are two
things women can do very well.

718
00:53:42,018 --> 00:53:44,154
One is taking
their stockings off, and two,

719
00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:47,290
- taking up all our time.
- And the clitoris, Miguelito?

720
00:53:48,758 --> 00:53:52,228
- What about it?
- What do you mean, Miguel?

721
00:53:52,295 --> 00:53:53,964
Why do they hide it?

722
00:53:54,798 --> 00:53:57,534
Honestly, how many hours
of your life have you wasted

723
00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,569
trying to find a clitoris?

724
00:54:00,637 --> 00:54:01,738
Tomás,

725
00:54:04,674 --> 00:54:06,276
I've never found a clitoris.

726
00:54:07,243 --> 00:54:08,812
Where have you been looking?

727
00:54:11,982 --> 00:54:13,116
Second curtain call.

728
00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:26,029
They're pigs!
He and his friends.

729
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:29,199
Look, they were here
every Saturday.

730
00:54:29,265 --> 00:54:32,902
Emptying my refrigerator
and farting all the house.

731
00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:35,138
No, no, no,

732
00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:38,575
what a pleasure it was
to go to the toilet

733
00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:42,679
and sit on the seat splattered
with piss. Disgusting!

734
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,982
Third scientific truth:

735
00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:48,084
The way they pee
is how they see the world.

736
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:53,089
They're vulgar.
That's what they are!

737
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,392
Hey, stop it!
That's enough!

738
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:58,762
I can't understand how
they can roll around in a tub

739
00:54:58,828 --> 00:55:01,798
with a whore or two
and then, so easily

740
00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:05,435
get into our bed with us.
No. They are perverted,

741
00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:08,471
degenerate, sex maniacs,
sons of...

742
00:55:08,538 --> 00:55:10,306
Don't drink anymore, Andrea.

743
00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:12,676
But it's true!
The only thing they think

744
00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:14,944
about when they are with a woman
is fucking her.

745
00:55:15,512 --> 00:55:17,180
Well, it's logical.

746
00:55:17,914 --> 00:55:21,217
They're pure instinct.
They're mammals.

747
00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:23,820
He's here!

748
00:55:24,521 --> 00:55:26,389
I feel like I'm in Amsterdam.

749
00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:28,725
Where's the popcorn?

750
00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:33,430
Can't you see? Charlie,
they're trying to seduce us!

751
00:55:34,864 --> 00:55:38,702
- Should we forgive them?
- Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!

752
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,924
- Hi.
- Hi.

753
00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:37,994
Is Carlos home?
He asked me for this book.

754
00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:39,896
He's out jogging.

755
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:41,698
He won't be long.
Want to wait in here?

756
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,771
- Are you alone?
- Yes. Alone, alone.

757
00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:50,640
Excuse me.

758
00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:54,711
I need some suits.
Is anyone there?

759
00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:56,780
Yes. Ana and Andrea
are home.

760
00:56:59,382 --> 00:57:01,117
I don't know
what you are doing there, María.

761
00:57:01,184 --> 00:57:04,521
I have breakfast, lunch,
sometimes I clean up.

762
00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:08,758
And I cheer Andrea up.
She needs to recover.

763
00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:11,861
Yeah? And that's
why she needs you.

764
00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:15,131
Yes. She knows I know you.

765
00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:17,167
Hey, women have
very few advantages,

766
00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:21,337
we don't have any choice
but to be smarter than men.

767
00:57:21,404 --> 00:57:24,207
As a first step, your wife
is learning the subtle

768
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:28,111
art of indifference.
She doesn't hate you anymore.

769
00:57:30,747 --> 00:57:32,415
You don't know
how grateful I am.

770
00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:41,658
Excuse me.
I'm going to change.

771
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,701
- Miguel.
- Yes?

772
00:57:54,838 --> 00:57:56,739
Could you be interested
in me again?

773
00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:02,111
After all that's happened?

774
00:58:03,947 --> 00:58:05,915
What had to happen, happened.

775
00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:07,550
- Could you?
- No.

776
00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:10,620
Why?

777
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,189
María,

778
00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:16,626
Everything's changed.

779
00:58:18,528 --> 00:58:22,165
I told you that since I arrived,
you're no longer the same.

780
00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:24,801
Yes, I'm not the same.

781
00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:27,804
Your self-assurance,
your theories,

782
00:58:28,204 --> 00:58:30,907
and your invulnerability
no longer impress me.

783
00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:34,644
Now I like to live
with people who make mistakes.

784
00:58:36,512 --> 00:58:38,114
May I finish getting dressed?

785
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,760
And if we tried again?

786
00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:56,966
Doesn't that sound nice?

787
00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:07,777
Coming!

788
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,346
I'm coming!

789
00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:14,617
- Hi.
- Hi.

790
00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,021
- I'm looking for Ana.
- She's sleeping.

791
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:20,356
- You want me to wake her?
- No, no.

792
00:59:22,525 --> 00:59:26,162
- May I come in?
- Yes.

793
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:41,010
Comfy, right?

794
00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,379
Can I offer
you something to drink?

795
00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:45,014
Do you have some ice?

796
01:00:04,567 --> 01:00:06,536
Come on, Andrea.

797
01:00:06,602 --> 01:00:08,771
You can't deny me
some ice, can you?

798
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,076
Tomás, what do you want?

799
01:00:14,377 --> 01:00:15,712
- Do you like it?
- What?

800
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:17,080
The name Tomás.

801
01:00:17,146 --> 01:00:19,415
My real name is Francisco
Tomás Rulfo de Calabria.

802
01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:21,484
Really.

803
01:00:21,551 --> 01:00:24,420
No, I'll have to ask you
not to drink in my house.

804
01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:28,024
- Especially at this hour.
- All right, all right.

805
01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:29,959
You're right. "Just for today".

806
01:00:31,194 --> 01:00:33,663
Sorry, but you'll have
to leave. Look at me.

807
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:35,732
I have to get dressed
and Ana is not going to get up.

808
01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:37,667
- Okay.
- Please.

809
01:00:40,003 --> 01:00:42,338
You know that making love
in the kitchen is an offering

810
01:00:42,405 --> 01:00:44,540
- to the gods of the house?
- Tomás.

811
01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:47,443
Really. The god of fire,
the god of bread,

812
01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:50,246
the god of jelly,
the goddess of butter...

813
01:00:51,647 --> 01:00:53,416
The god of mashed potato.

814
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,719
The god of stew.

815
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,991
The kitchen is the paradise
where love boils!

816
01:01:02,658 --> 01:01:03,826
Tomás!

817
01:01:19,108 --> 01:01:20,977
Men are shit, aren't they?

818
01:01:22,278 --> 01:01:25,248
That hypocrite! And I thought
she was my friend.

819
01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:27,784
Andrea. Are you going
out like that?

820
01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:32,722
- Andrea.
- What?

821
01:01:33,156 --> 01:01:34,657
I'm not like other men.

822
01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:38,895
I do believe in women.

823
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:44,067
That's why when I see all those
men grabbing all the money,

824
01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:49,038
intelligence, power, everything.

825
01:01:50,273 --> 01:01:54,110
When I see Miguel being such
a pig, do you know what I feel?

826
01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:57,246
I feel deeply disgusted.

827
01:01:58,281 --> 01:02:02,952
Hollow.
Ashamed of myself.

828
01:02:07,657 --> 01:02:10,193
Believe me, Andrea.
I can help you.

829
01:02:12,762 --> 01:02:14,297
I want to help you.

830
01:02:31,147 --> 01:02:32,849
Hey! What's all the noise!

831
01:02:34,784 --> 01:02:36,786
Miguel!
What are you doing here?

832
01:02:36,853 --> 01:02:39,689
I came for some suits.
Is Andrea in?

833
01:02:39,755 --> 01:02:42,692
She's in her room. Come in.
Do you want a drink?

834
01:02:42,758 --> 01:02:43,793
No.

835
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:48,531
Miguel!

836
01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:54,303
When do you need the pictures
you asked me for?

837
01:02:57,874 --> 01:02:59,041
In a week.

838
01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,178
And tell Andrea
that I've canceled her card.

839
01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:06,549
I'm not paying for her beauty
parlor or for her shopping.

840
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:07,817
That's ironic.

841
01:03:07,884 --> 01:03:09,785
She's probably gone to
the beauty parlor or shopping.

842
01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:17,226
Put something on.
Bye.

843
01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:30,139
Easy, easy, Miguel.

844
01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:32,875
You son of a bitch.

845
01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:36,179
I came looking for you but
you were sleeping like a baby.

846
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,948
Shut your mouth!

847
01:04:15,618 --> 01:04:18,287
<i>At times the caterpillar
has been considered</i>

848
01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:21,424
<i>a very harmful plague
in the world of agriculture.</i>

849
01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:25,161
- Don't change it!
- Okay.

850
01:04:34,103 --> 01:04:35,304
Can you pass me the salt?

851
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,574
Thanks.

852
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:47,250
It tastes good, good, good.

853
01:04:48,117 --> 01:04:49,252
Shut up, will you?

854
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:55,725
What if we forget about women?

855
01:04:58,427 --> 01:05:00,596
Because of them we've been
about to kill each other.

856
01:05:00,663 --> 01:05:04,200
We? I was relaxed,
but this guy wanted...

857
01:05:04,267 --> 01:05:05,735
I said shut up, damn it!

858
01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:12,475
Go on.

859
01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:15,811
Our lives don't satisfy us.

860
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,348
Our love relationships are

861
01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:21,884
precarious,

862
01:05:23,319 --> 01:05:24,520
mediocre

863
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,524
or they simply do not exist.

864
01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:34,697
I think that the most convenient
thing to do now is to turn...

865
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:37,767
- Gay.
- No! Chaste.

866
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:39,669
- Chaste?
- Yes.

867
01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:42,305
- As in saintly?
- Yes.

868
01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:44,707
- You mean...
- Yes, Ana, yes.

869
01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:48,010
Well. But they can still
call us on the phone?

870
01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:49,979
- No.
- Send us a fax?

871
01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:52,214
No. It's all or nothing.

872
01:05:57,019 --> 01:05:58,321
My God.

873
01:05:58,387 --> 01:06:00,623
Andrea, for the tenth time.

874
01:06:01,057 --> 01:06:03,125
I don't know what you saw
through the window,

875
01:06:03,192 --> 01:06:06,295
but I told you Miguel and me
did absolutely nothing.

876
01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:08,197
Don't be such an extremist!

877
01:06:08,264 --> 01:06:10,032
Are you with me or against me?

878
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,268
With you.

879
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,070
Whose apartment is this?

880
01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:16,939
Yours.

881
01:06:17,006 --> 01:06:19,108
From now on, in this apartment,

882
01:06:19,175 --> 01:06:22,345
entry to men is forbidden.
Because I say so.

883
01:06:23,145 --> 01:06:24,880
I don't think it's
such a bad idea.

884
01:06:24,947 --> 01:06:26,649
Andrea!

885
01:06:26,716 --> 01:06:29,585
Look. Ana,
let me put it this way:

886
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,587
Not one man for three months.

887
01:06:32,521 --> 01:06:33,923
- Make it two.
- Three.

888
01:06:33,989 --> 01:06:37,793
It's for our own good, girls.
Let's drink a toast!

889
01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:45,067
Through chastity, we will find
the way to happiness.

890
01:06:53,576 --> 01:06:55,845
My God, why have
you forsaken us?

891
01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:18,100
It's been more
than fifteen minutes.

892
01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:21,937
There are people who stay like
this for more than fifteen days.

893
01:07:22,004 --> 01:07:23,539
So what? Do they get a prize?

894
01:07:24,407 --> 01:07:26,842
I have a meeting
at the office. See you.

895
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:31,781
Brother, I just can't.
I can't hack this Zen thing.

896
01:07:32,481 --> 01:07:35,284
Especially with this smog.
It's impossible with this dust.

897
01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:38,120
- I'll drive you.
- No, you sit down.

898
01:07:40,556 --> 01:07:41,924
Yes, mother Carlotta.

899
01:07:43,659 --> 01:07:45,327
It's your turn
to make dinner, Tomás.

900
01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:47,530
Yes, auntie, bring me
home a gram, please.

901
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,366
Of baking soda,
I'll make a cake.

902
01:07:57,273 --> 01:07:59,809
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT VIRTUAL REALITY IS?

903
01:08:11,287 --> 01:08:12,521
Where are you going?

904
01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:14,323
I need no more meditation.
I'll fuck and suck

905
01:08:14,390 --> 01:08:15,925
because the world's
about to end.

906
01:08:17,059 --> 01:08:19,695
You won't find what you're
looking for by fucking.

907
01:08:22,698 --> 01:08:23,866
Explain yourself.

908
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,868
- Don't you get it?
- Get what?

909
01:08:26,302 --> 01:08:28,270
You're not going to get
anywhere like this.

910
01:08:28,337 --> 01:08:31,674
Tomás, you spend your life
fucking as if you score

911
01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:34,343
a point for every lay.
Your philosophy is

912
01:08:34,410 --> 01:08:35,811
"If you like it, do it,

913
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:37,713
with whomever
and whenever you please".

914
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,648
- Aren't you scared?
- Scared? Of what?

915
01:08:39,715 --> 01:08:42,351
- Of becoming hollow.
- Don't talk crap.

916
01:08:43,385 --> 01:08:44,520
It's not crap, Tomás.

917
01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:47,356
For years you've been dumping
your energy into the gutter.

918
01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:51,594
Deep down, you are terrified

919
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:53,696
of being seen
the way you really are.

920
01:08:59,101 --> 01:09:00,436
Nothing to say?

921
01:09:02,238 --> 01:09:04,573
I'm going to hang out
my laundry. I've got a lot.

922
01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:12,414
Spicy food can awaken
your lower instincts.

923
01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:17,987
In India, there are
three types of foods:

924
01:09:18,053 --> 01:09:21,156
Satvic, Rajasic and Tamasic.

925
01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:25,461
Spicy food,
as our guide tells us,

926
01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:27,062
excites the palate

927
01:09:27,129 --> 01:09:30,366
and inspires gluttony,
the twin sister of lust.

928
01:09:30,432 --> 01:09:33,202
Spiritual purity
begins in the stomach.

929
01:09:33,269 --> 01:09:37,339
Pure foods. For example,
the grain of corn used in pozole

930
01:09:37,406 --> 01:09:40,776
is not eaten right away,
instead...

931
01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:43,245
She's not translating,
she's making things up.

932
01:09:43,312 --> 01:09:44,313
I'm off.

933
01:09:49,151 --> 01:09:53,188
- Do you have more lemon?
- Ana, we agreed we were not...

934
01:09:53,255 --> 01:09:54,990
What, mother superior?

935
01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:58,961
You didn't hear what our guide
said about spicy food?

936
01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,195
Pig!

937
01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:02,231
Your macrobiotic food
has produced

938
01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:03,966
pimples on my back and my butt.

939
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,134
Thanks, handsome.

940
01:10:06,535 --> 01:10:08,537
She doesn't understand a thing.

941
01:10:08,604 --> 01:10:10,306
You know what
she did last night?

942
01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:11,941
- What?
- Masturbate.

943
01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:13,242
I heard her from my room.

944
01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:17,746
Well, it's really hard for her.
She used to fuck every day.

945
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:20,249
With Carlos? That nerd?
No way.

946
01:10:20,316 --> 01:10:22,751
Sex has nothing
to do with the head.

947
01:10:22,818 --> 01:10:25,054
That's what their fighting
is all about.

948
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,691
The worst part is that sex
always wins over head.

949
01:10:28,757 --> 01:10:30,893
I'm beginning
to crave pork rinds.

950
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,329
Hey, no!
You can both get fucked!

951
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:38,367
Hey what's the lecture
about, miss?

952
01:10:39,935 --> 01:10:41,103
Andrea!

953
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,447
Tomás, I'm still meditating.

954
01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:54,450
And I have to hang up
all these clothes,

955
01:10:54,516 --> 01:10:56,619
clean up the rooms
and the bathroom,

956
01:10:57,319 --> 01:10:58,921
and turn the oven on
for the cake.

957
01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:00,689
You don't have to,
if you don't want.

958
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:04,660
I love it, ma'am. I love seeing
how we're becoming queer.

959
01:11:08,297 --> 01:11:11,233
You can't handle silence.
Look at it this way.

960
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:14,870
Silence is the basis of sound.
Continence is the basis of sex.

961
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,075
Stop acting like a moron!

962
01:11:20,142 --> 01:11:21,543
Listen to me, Carlitos!

963
01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:23,879
Listen very carefully.

964
01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:26,782
I got involved in this shit
to help you and Miguel.

965
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:30,986
You two were falling apart,
not me, Carlitos.

966
01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:37,326
It's very easy to blame it all
on those poor bitches of women.

967
01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:39,962
But, no.
Love is not like that.

968
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:43,932
When you love someone,
you open yourself up.

969
01:11:43,999 --> 01:11:45,768
Otherwise, nothing happens.

970
01:11:45,834 --> 01:11:47,202
What I saw here a month ago,

971
01:11:47,269 --> 01:11:48,937
was something
completely different.

972
01:11:49,004 --> 01:11:51,373
Ana and you couldn't talk
to each other.

973
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,942
Now do you understand
why she left?

974
01:11:57,546 --> 01:11:58,614
Tomás!

975
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:01,016
What's up?

976
01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:05,254
Can I turn my radio
on now, madam?

977
01:12:14,296 --> 01:12:16,365
Mr. Mendizábal,
here's the original.

978
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,369
They took the moon out
and changed the blue.

979
01:12:20,436 --> 01:12:21,937
Can you authorize it?

980
01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:25,774
- Sir?
- Later.

981
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:28,077
Roy can't give the work order
until you do this.

982
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:31,880
- Didn't you hear me?
- Yes.

983
01:13:44,787 --> 01:13:47,890
- I'm going to change the music.
- No, Tomás!

984
01:13:52,294 --> 01:13:53,762
I can't iron to this.

985
01:14:17,686 --> 01:14:22,825
Carlitos. I need some
cognac and a gram.

986
01:14:25,527 --> 01:14:27,596
There's some rum
in the cupboard.

987
01:14:32,601 --> 01:14:34,570
You know I love you, don't you?

988
01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:38,740
You were right, Tomás.

989
01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:42,077
She only asked me to touch her.

990
01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:43,478
What are you waiting for?

991
01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:45,781
You only have
to cross the street.

992
01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:03,031
Forget it! I'll never really
know anything about women.

993
01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:05,500
What the hell
do you want to know?

994
01:15:07,502 --> 01:15:08,904
I don't understand
why a magazine

995
01:15:08,971 --> 01:15:10,339
assigns me an essay about love,

996
01:15:10,405 --> 01:15:12,941
when I don't have
a fucking clue about it!

997
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:15,677
Why am I the way I am?

998
01:16:35,824 --> 01:16:37,526
Look, a hieroglyphic.

999
01:16:39,294 --> 01:16:41,229
Why don't we try again, Michael?

1000
01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:44,766
Michael. Michael!

1001
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:47,302
No, I'm not shouting, Michael!

1002
01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:50,138
But...

1003
01:16:51,106 --> 01:16:52,307
Yes, but...

1004
01:16:55,410 --> 01:16:58,080
I love you. Please.

1005
01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:01,917
I've changed a lot,
believe me. Believe me.

1006
01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:05,420
I've changed a lot.
I can take the first flight.

1007
01:17:05,487 --> 01:17:07,956
Michael. But...
Michael, No.

1008
01:17:08,023 --> 01:17:11,026
No! No, don't hang up
on me, Michael!

1009
01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:17,032
The South African?

1010
01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:22,671
He is English.

1011
01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:26,074
The one you married
for the passport?

1012
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,043
Shut up, will you?

1013
01:17:33,548 --> 01:17:36,351
Love doesn't exist,
isn't that so, doctor?

1014
01:17:36,418 --> 01:17:37,486
Leave me alone.

1015
01:17:38,286 --> 01:17:39,888
Why did you tell us
you left him?

1016
01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:41,723
Because that's how it was.

1017
01:17:43,191 --> 01:17:45,594
You were crying and pleading.

1018
01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:50,265
Look, I know
what you're thinking.

1019
01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:03,578
Why do you want to be
cold and calculating?

1020
01:18:03,645 --> 01:18:04,780
I don't know.

1021
01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:09,785
I do. Because you want
to be like them.

1022
01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:12,788
- In order to fight against them.
- Against yourself.

1023
01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:15,824
We're women, María.

1024
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:26,501
You're very pretty.

1025
01:18:29,504 --> 01:18:30,705
What are you laughing about?

1026
01:18:31,673 --> 01:18:35,210
Nothing. It's just that us
ugly women find it funny

1027
01:18:35,277 --> 01:18:37,712
- to be told that we look pretty.
- You're not ugly.

1028
01:18:39,314 --> 01:18:40,415
No, not that ugly.

1029
01:18:42,150 --> 01:18:43,685
But you're a woman.

1030
01:18:43,752 --> 01:18:45,487
What's that got to do with it?

1031
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:48,857
Our two options:
Pretty or tossed aside.

1032
01:18:50,092 --> 01:18:52,127
Know what we should do?

1033
01:18:52,194 --> 01:18:56,198
Demand the same right
that men have to be ugly.

1034
01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:58,333
But you're not ugly.

1035
01:18:58,867 --> 01:19:02,270
Then tell me why every time
those damn men look at me

1036
01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:04,339
I feel they either pity me

1037
01:19:05,507 --> 01:19:06,708
or they spurn me!

1038
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:12,814
Forget it.

1039
01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:19,921
And I'm not going back
to Michael.

1040
01:19:19,988 --> 01:19:21,223
Even if he begs me to.

1041
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,395
Do either of you two know
what an orgasm is?

1042
01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,936
No. Wait, wait.
Who's that?

1043
01:19:38,907 --> 01:19:40,509
I don't know. It's in Belize.

1044
01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:43,178
And this one?

1045
01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:45,447
Let's see.

1046
01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:50,185
This one, I met her
at a convention

1047
01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:53,855
in Acapulco, I think.
Maybe not. Who the hell knows!

1048
01:19:53,922 --> 01:19:56,825
- You don't remember anyone.
- Stop bothering me, pal!

1049
01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:58,827
This one looks
as if you took her out of...

1050
01:19:58,894 --> 01:20:00,262
Yeah, probably, man.

1051
01:20:00,962 --> 01:20:02,030
Help yourselves.

1052
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:06,301
Tomás,

1053
01:20:07,135 --> 01:20:10,071
your cake turned out divinely!

1054
01:20:12,874 --> 01:20:14,109
I'm sorry, ma'am.

1055
01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:16,011
I'm about to leave
and none of you have

1056
01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,746
said anything
about my new earrings.

1057
01:20:17,812 --> 01:20:19,915
My vase! God!

1058
01:20:19,981 --> 01:20:22,050
I'm your mother
and you couldn't bring

1059
01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:24,519
a vase to my house.
I have no vases!

1060
01:20:27,088 --> 01:20:29,224
Son. What a shame!

1061
01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:33,361
I don't understand.
I don't understand anything.

1062
01:20:37,832 --> 01:20:42,037
Listen to me. If you break one
single thing, I'll kick

1063
01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:44,172
the three of you out of here.

1064
01:20:46,007 --> 01:20:47,976
Besides, you should
open the windows.

1065
01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:49,945
It smells
like a funeral in here.

1066
01:20:50,011 --> 01:20:51,980
- What are you burning?
- Not this one, please!

1067
01:20:52,047 --> 01:20:55,717
- Not this one, please.
- Tomás, stop being a clown.

1068
01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:57,953
If you break it...
It's from the Ming dynasty.

1069
01:20:58,019 --> 01:21:00,655
Tomás, give my mother
that vase.

1070
01:21:00,722 --> 01:21:03,124
- I don't want to!
- Grow up!

1071
01:21:03,191 --> 01:21:04,926
All right, all right.
Okay. Okay.

1072
01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:09,965
We're being dispossessed,
Cirilo, violently.

1073
01:21:11,933 --> 01:21:14,336
No! He lives in there?

1074
01:21:15,737 --> 01:21:17,572
And his name is Cirilo!

1075
01:21:17,639 --> 01:21:19,641
Mom. The chauffeur
is waiting for you.

1076
01:21:21,409 --> 01:21:23,178
The chauffeur!

1077
01:21:24,045 --> 01:21:25,614
He's so handsome.

1078
01:21:26,414 --> 01:21:28,883
I'm about to exchange
this boy's father for him.

1079
01:21:30,051 --> 01:21:33,188
A woman like me doesn't enjoy
sleeping in separate beds.

1080
01:21:33,255 --> 01:21:35,523
- Mom, please.
- He is hypnotized by the TV.

1081
01:21:35,590 --> 01:21:37,359
- That's how it is, Carlos.
- Yes, mom.

1082
01:21:37,993 --> 01:21:40,362
I expect you to call your uncle
about that job.

1083
01:21:40,996 --> 01:21:42,931
If you two really
were his friends,

1084
01:21:42,998 --> 01:21:45,367
you would at least
take him to a strip joint.

1085
01:21:46,268 --> 01:21:49,170
Darling, when will you wake up?

1086
01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:52,641
Carlos, there is
a world out there.

1087
01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:54,809
- Mom.
- What?

1088
01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:55,944
Come.

1089
01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:58,446
- I need some...
- Money?

1090
01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:02,717
I know. I deposited it
into your account yesterday.

1091
01:22:02,784 --> 01:22:04,886
Get a haircut,
you look dreadful.

1092
01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:11,860
Carlitos, your mother
supports you?

1093
01:22:11,926 --> 01:22:13,795
She pays for some things.

1094
01:22:13,862 --> 01:22:15,363
Ana used to pay for everything.

1095
01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:18,166
Lucky you arrived, Miguel,
now you can help.

1096
01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:19,601
I've got a scholarship.

1097
01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:22,837
- Nice little piece!
- Let me see.

1098
01:22:24,506 --> 01:22:25,974
She is my mother, you asshole.

1099
01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:28,476
You lay her too,
or you don't remember?

1100
01:22:29,377 --> 01:22:31,446
- Stop it, Tomás.
- I had never met someone

1101
01:22:31,513 --> 01:22:33,481
more promiscuous than me.

1102
01:22:33,548 --> 01:22:35,083
I didn't do it out of lust,
you prick.

1103
01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:37,218
Sure, you did it to help.
Don't talk crap, Miguel.

1104
01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:38,553
No, really.

1105
01:22:39,954 --> 01:22:42,424
I slept with them
because I wanted to know

1106
01:22:42,490 --> 01:22:44,492
if I was still able
to fall in love.

1107
01:22:46,027 --> 01:22:47,796
Seriously.

1108
01:22:49,064 --> 01:22:50,899
I wanted to know if...
I don't know,

1109
01:22:50,965 --> 01:22:53,068
maybe with one of them...
Forget it, man.

1110
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,103
With one of them what,
Miguelito?

1111
01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,306
Nothing, nothing.

1112
01:23:00,742 --> 01:23:01,976
What about Andrea?

1113
01:23:02,744 --> 01:23:04,145
He always hurt me.

1114
01:23:07,949 --> 01:23:09,818
Ana, please!

1115
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:15,757
He never cared. Or rather
I guess he never knew.

1116
01:23:18,193 --> 01:23:20,662
He always thought
I screamed from pleasure.

1117
01:23:22,964 --> 01:23:25,700
- You never tried to...
- My vagina is too tight.

1118
01:23:29,304 --> 01:23:30,505
What did you feel?

1119
01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:37,946
Well, at first it hurt a lot,

1120
01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:40,081
and then nothing.

1121
01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:45,520
Well, yes,

1122
01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:49,157
I did feel something.

1123
01:23:50,325 --> 01:23:53,895
I felt dead inside, lying
there with him pushing up

1124
01:23:53,962 --> 01:23:55,864
and down and squeezing me.

1125
01:23:56,998 --> 01:23:59,434
Andrea, you don't
have to go on.

1126
01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:01,536
And then, you know
what would I think?

1127
01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:04,606
I would think
that I was another woman.

1128
01:24:05,039 --> 01:24:07,542
That the body that Miguel
was penetrating wasn't mine.

1129
01:24:07,609 --> 01:24:09,711
It was one of his many
little girl friends.

1130
01:24:14,048 --> 01:24:16,551
It was then
when I looked at him.

1131
01:24:19,921 --> 01:24:21,523
I'd see how he enjoyed it.

1132
01:24:24,959 --> 01:24:27,228
He looked so beautiful.

1133
01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:34,169
Well, yes. I slept
with them out of lust.

1134
01:24:36,604 --> 01:24:40,108
We hardly talked.
We'd just fuck.

1135
01:24:42,143 --> 01:24:44,813
No, that's not true,
they talked.

1136
01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:51,820
They'd tell me intimate things.

1137
01:24:51,886 --> 01:24:54,055
You know,
that's how women are.

1138
01:24:54,956 --> 01:24:56,090
And I, well...

1139
01:24:57,659 --> 01:24:59,294
I told them jokes,

1140
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,063
my anecdotes,

1141
01:25:04,499 --> 01:25:09,270
male things. I mean, nothing.

1142
01:25:11,406 --> 01:25:14,075
When they started
getting too inquisitive,

1143
01:25:14,142 --> 01:25:15,643
I would stop seeing them.

1144
01:25:16,811 --> 01:25:18,947
Too inquisitive about what?

1145
01:25:23,351 --> 01:25:24,452
I don't know.

1146
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,989
The truth.

1147
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,629
About how inept,

1148
01:25:36,531 --> 01:25:37,732
empty

1149
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:44,038
and superficial I am.

1150
01:25:46,674 --> 01:25:49,277
Ah, you guys are
way too dramatic.

1151
01:25:49,344 --> 01:25:50,712
Let's go to the movies.

1152
01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:53,281
- Later, Tomás.
- "Later, Tomás".

1153
01:25:53,348 --> 01:25:56,351
Why the fuck do you have
to justify everything?

1154
01:25:56,417 --> 01:25:59,754
Yes, Miguel, we know you
betrayed your ideals.

1155
01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:02,657
Everything you thought you
could do went down the drain.

1156
01:26:02,724 --> 01:26:04,058
But you're all right.

1157
01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:06,027
You're successful,
you have lots of money.

1158
01:26:06,094 --> 01:26:08,029
And a lot of women
to sleep with.

1159
01:26:09,531 --> 01:26:11,266
Do you know what it feels
like to ejaculate

1160
01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:12,934
and want to dress
and get the hell out?

1161
01:26:16,037 --> 01:26:19,407
Why do we only think about
fucking, fucking and fucking?

1162
01:26:22,810 --> 01:26:25,580
Who makes us believe
in orgasms?

1163
01:26:28,316 --> 01:26:30,885
In my case, for example,
I've always known

1164
01:26:32,954 --> 01:26:37,692
that my mind and my partners',
any woman's,

1165
01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:42,730
are thousands of miles apart.

1166
01:26:46,968 --> 01:26:51,339
My God! Poor Andrea,
why did she marry this cripple?

1167
01:26:57,245 --> 01:26:58,279
Sometimes...

1168
01:27:00,682 --> 01:27:03,284
Sometimes I wish
I could be twelve again.

1169
01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:14,162
Too much sanctity in this place.
I've had it. I'm off.

1170
01:27:20,568 --> 01:27:22,904
I'm going to kick that son
of a bitch in the balls!

1171
01:27:22,971 --> 01:27:25,506
Miguel is not to blame
for everything in your life.

1172
01:27:29,978 --> 01:27:31,813
This came for you.
I forgot.

1173
01:27:32,413 --> 01:27:33,781
Who brought it?

1174
01:27:33,848 --> 01:27:35,817
- A messenger.
- Messenger?

1175
01:27:38,252 --> 01:27:39,387
Miguel!

1176
01:27:43,257 --> 01:27:44,759
- Voodoo?
- No.

1177
01:27:45,827 --> 01:27:47,562
He's given me one every month,

1178
01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:49,964
to cheer me up,
according to him.

1179
01:27:51,432 --> 01:27:56,070
I've always wanted a child.
But I'm sterile.

1180
01:27:57,972 --> 01:28:00,808
He must be feeling guilty.
He can go to hell.

1181
01:28:04,312 --> 01:28:07,115
Do you think anything
is really going to change?

1182
01:28:08,182 --> 01:28:12,420
Because we've been here,
like nuns for two weeks now.

1183
01:28:12,487 --> 01:28:14,722
No, no. It was her idea,
not mine.

1184
01:28:15,223 --> 01:28:17,258
I'm not talking about that, Ana.

1185
01:28:17,325 --> 01:28:19,761
A little less sex
doesn't hurt anyone.

1186
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:23,698
Sex, sex is the key
to the world.

1187
01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:26,034
I don't deny it.

1188
01:28:27,568 --> 01:28:30,571
I'm crazy about orgasms.

1189
01:28:32,907 --> 01:28:35,410
That little explosion
in which one can find

1190
01:28:35,476 --> 01:28:37,211
the meaning to everything.

1191
01:28:37,912 --> 01:28:39,447
Stop exaggerating.

1192
01:28:39,514 --> 01:28:42,016
No, no, Andrea,
to me it's like...

1193
01:28:44,252 --> 01:28:45,353
Like a picture!

1194
01:28:46,854 --> 01:28:48,256
It's about collecting moments.

1195
01:28:48,322 --> 01:28:50,091
That's what life
is about, isn't it?

1196
01:28:57,331 --> 01:28:58,533
What about Carlos?

1197
01:29:00,635 --> 01:29:02,270
With him it was very strange.

1198
01:29:04,906 --> 01:29:06,507
He would get aroused,

1199
01:29:08,342 --> 01:29:10,778
but it was
as if he could feel no pleasure.

1200
01:29:12,046 --> 01:29:13,681
Do you know
what he used to tell me?

1201
01:29:14,582 --> 01:29:16,851
"Ejaculating is like
blowing your nose".

1202
01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:24,058
His stupid mind
was always somewhere else.

1203
01:29:24,125 --> 01:29:27,161
He lived locked in his questions
like in a jail.

1204
01:29:29,797 --> 01:29:31,032
Well, no.

1205
01:29:34,001 --> 01:29:37,271
I must admit that there
were days, many days,

1206
01:29:40,341 --> 01:29:42,710
when he was so attentive,

1207
01:29:46,347 --> 01:29:48,015
so sensitive.

1208
01:29:50,651 --> 01:29:53,287
He used to tell me
so many things.

1209
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,425
You see...

1210
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:02,430
he was an excellent lover
in the sentimental aspect,

1211
01:30:03,498 --> 01:30:06,300
but a failure
in the technical one.

1212
01:30:10,671 --> 01:30:11,873
What a pity.

1213
01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:16,544
He was a great catch.

1214
01:30:23,785 --> 01:30:26,554
"Trio of stupid women
in search for lost time".

1215
01:30:31,859 --> 01:30:35,663
Go and find him.
There's still hope for you two.

1216
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:07,161
For example,
Venice is like a whore,

1217
01:31:07,228 --> 01:31:09,197
very old
and with lots of makeup.

1218
01:31:09,263 --> 01:31:11,566
But Prague is mysterious.

1219
01:31:11,632 --> 01:31:13,734
It's a mystical city, like you.

1220
01:31:13,801 --> 01:31:15,736
Wait a second.
I'll be right back.

1221
01:31:18,172 --> 01:31:21,542
- Hi, what's your name?
- Patricia.

1222
01:31:22,510 --> 01:31:24,679
I don't know Patty,
I was thinking.

1223
01:31:24,745 --> 01:31:27,181
Can you imagine a society
without excrement?

1224
01:31:28,683 --> 01:31:32,353
It would be wonderful.
All the shit would dissolve

1225
01:31:32,420 --> 01:31:35,323
inside our body and the crap
would never come out.

1226
01:31:35,389 --> 01:31:38,125
We would never feel guilty.

1227
01:31:38,192 --> 01:31:39,594
Yeah, how nice.

1228
01:31:41,929 --> 01:31:44,031
It would be wonderful,
wouldn't it?

1229
01:31:44,799 --> 01:31:47,168
I wouldn't have
to feel like an asshole

1230
01:31:47,235 --> 01:31:50,738
after having thrown ten years
of my life down the toilet.

1231
01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:54,942
Why are you dancing alone?
Want to dance with me?

1232
01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:56,477
Yes sure. Let's go.

1233
01:32:00,414 --> 01:32:03,351
I'll be straight with you.
I don't want you to be offended.

1234
01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:07,288
Do you need something more
than physical attraction

1235
01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,056
to go to bed with me?

1236
01:32:09,390 --> 01:32:10,458
What's your story?

1237
01:32:10,524 --> 01:32:12,393
- You're crazy.
- No wait, wait. I get it.

1238
01:32:12,460 --> 01:32:15,096
You're like all Mexican women.
You need time.

1239
01:32:15,162 --> 01:32:17,832
How long? Five years?
I'll wait.

1240
01:32:17,899 --> 01:32:21,769
I don't like you.
What's more, you're pathetic.

1241
01:32:28,676 --> 01:32:32,480
Could you fall in love with me
or do you think I'm a clown?

1242
01:32:33,514 --> 01:32:37,451
No, please don't get serious.
I can't stand serious people.

1243
01:32:37,885 --> 01:32:39,921
If you and I were more honest,

1244
01:32:39,987 --> 01:32:42,490
we would already be fucking,
without so much beating around

1245
01:32:42,556 --> 01:32:45,593
without so much
protocol or so much fuss.

1246
01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:47,495
Don't go.
Don't leave!

1247
01:32:47,561 --> 01:32:50,298
I only wanted to know if...

1248
01:32:53,534 --> 01:32:54,702
Dance with me!

1249
01:33:01,909 --> 01:33:06,213
Isn't there anyone here who
can love me for a little while?

1250
01:33:14,221 --> 01:33:16,991
No. I'm behaving myself.
No. No.

1251
01:33:21,195 --> 01:33:23,798
That place really hops,
doesn't it, mister?

1252
01:33:45,753 --> 01:33:46,821
Hi.

1253
01:33:48,756 --> 01:33:49,991
Hi.

1254
01:33:51,759 --> 01:33:52,893
Sorry.

1255
01:33:58,499 --> 01:33:59,800
Why don't you go up?

1256
01:34:01,068 --> 01:34:03,537
Carlos has been waiting for you
for over a month.

1257
01:34:05,072 --> 01:34:06,240
He adores you.

1258
01:34:08,809 --> 01:34:10,077
I don't dare.

1259
01:34:15,549 --> 01:34:16,751
Me neither.

1260
01:34:21,889 --> 01:34:23,190
How scary.

1261
01:34:24,091 --> 01:34:25,226
The Moon.

1262
01:34:40,041 --> 01:34:41,442
What's the matter?

1263
01:34:44,412 --> 01:34:47,381
Nothing. I'm finished.

1264
01:34:50,518 --> 01:34:52,119
You're not finished.

1265
01:34:53,621 --> 01:34:55,656
You just have to start again.

1266
01:34:57,758 --> 01:34:58,959
With you?

1267
01:35:01,862 --> 01:35:03,064
You're drunk.

1268
01:35:05,699 --> 01:35:08,269
Let's go, I'll help you up.
Come on.

1269
01:35:14,575 --> 01:35:15,743
It's stuck.

1270
01:35:20,181 --> 01:35:22,016
No. Here, this way.

1271
01:35:28,222 --> 01:35:29,757
Okay, Tomás, enough.

1272
01:35:30,558 --> 01:35:32,493
You'll wake up
the neighbors.

1273
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:35,796
We're here. Open the door.

1274
01:35:37,598 --> 01:35:39,633
I don't have the strength.
You open it.

1275
01:35:40,468 --> 01:35:42,470
- Give me the key.
- I don't have it.

1276
01:35:42,536 --> 01:35:45,406
I don't have anything. They've
got me locked up in here.

1277
01:35:45,473 --> 01:35:46,974
Today I escaped again.

1278
01:35:56,183 --> 01:35:57,785
You do love me, don't you?

1279
01:36:03,657 --> 01:36:05,259
Of course I love you.

1280
01:36:08,529 --> 01:36:10,164
No, Tomás. No more.

1281
01:36:18,839 --> 01:36:19,974
Hold me.

1282
01:36:23,344 --> 01:36:24,945
Please, hold me.

1283
01:36:28,082 --> 01:36:33,988
Come here, come here.
There. It's okay.

1284
01:36:40,694 --> 01:36:43,364
What's the matter
with you two? Are you sick?

1285
01:36:43,430 --> 01:36:44,965
- Wait, Tomás is...
- Don't interfere!

1286
01:36:45,032 --> 01:36:46,167
What's going on?

1287
01:36:46,233 --> 01:36:49,136
- Why did you pick up Ana?
- He didn't come looking for me.

1288
01:36:49,203 --> 01:36:52,072
I found him downstairs drunk
and helped him up the stairs.

1289
01:36:52,139 --> 01:36:54,475
Stay on the stairs.
You're not coming in here.

1290
01:36:54,542 --> 01:36:56,777
What's your problem,
little writer?

1291
01:36:56,844 --> 01:37:00,548
I haven't touched Ana because
she came looking for you.

1292
01:37:01,081 --> 01:37:04,051
Feel lucky, fucking idiot.
You don't have to miss her,

1293
01:37:04,118 --> 01:37:06,053
because Ana's with you, not me.

1294
01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:07,621
Fucking eunuch.

1295
01:37:08,689 --> 01:37:10,891
It's okay Miguel.
Don't worry so much.

1296
01:37:10,958 --> 01:37:13,360
I love women too.

1297
01:37:14,328 --> 01:37:16,363
I'm happy with anyone
who desires my body.

1298
01:37:16,430 --> 01:37:17,831
I'm not worried.

1299
01:37:17,898 --> 01:37:21,669
Fucking cynic. If you were
capable of loving you'd care!

1300
01:37:21,735 --> 01:37:26,106
It's easy to call each
other "darling,"

1301
01:37:26,173 --> 01:37:29,109
to have pictures of the children
who already go to school.

1302
01:37:29,176 --> 01:37:31,212
Why do you need
this wonderful woman for?

1303
01:37:31,779 --> 01:37:34,048
To show her off during
dinner with your friends.

1304
01:37:34,114 --> 01:37:36,450
Is that what love is,
you little writer? I pity you.

1305
01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:38,686
The sex machine won't shut up.

1306
01:37:38,752 --> 01:37:39,987
Calm down already!

1307
01:37:40,988 --> 01:37:42,990
- Tomás!
- Calm down!

1308
01:37:46,293 --> 01:37:49,230
Do you remember?
Do you remember?

1309
01:37:51,398 --> 01:37:54,802
"Nothing we find
satisfies us. Nothing.

1310
01:37:56,704 --> 01:37:59,406
It only lasts for a few moments
and then it's gone".

1311
01:38:00,507 --> 01:38:02,576
- Bravo!
- Stop it, both of you! Enough.

1312
01:38:02,643 --> 01:38:04,178
It's your phrase.

1313
01:38:05,546 --> 01:38:07,715
That's the first thing I heard
when I came to this apartment

1314
01:38:07,781 --> 01:38:09,383
and peeked in
through that door.

1315
01:38:09,450 --> 01:38:13,287
So, hypocrite?
You know what life is all about?

1316
01:38:15,422 --> 01:38:16,857
Are you all right?

1317
01:38:16,924 --> 01:38:18,826
Let me go!
Explain it to me!

1318
01:38:20,094 --> 01:38:21,895
I don't have a fucking clue!

1319
01:38:28,035 --> 01:38:29,436
Do whatever you want.

1320
01:38:29,770 --> 01:38:31,538
Your problems
no longer interest me.

1321
01:38:31,605 --> 01:38:36,744
Sure. I'm always the story
nobody was interested in.

1322
01:38:37,878 --> 01:38:41,048
Only the birds. So,
as soon as I can, I fly away.

1323
01:38:41,115 --> 01:38:43,017
Poor you. How romantic.

1324
01:38:45,552 --> 01:38:46,587
Now, get out.

1325
01:38:57,765 --> 01:39:02,436
What a shame that my only
friend has changed so much.

1326
01:39:34,668 --> 01:39:35,869
Take care of Cirilo.

1327
01:39:52,653 --> 01:39:54,788
Tomás! Tomás!

1328
01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:57,091
Tomás!

1329
01:40:49,009 --> 01:40:51,044
EARTH DWELLERS,
YOUR PLANET STINKS

1330
01:40:59,353 --> 01:41:01,355
- Write to me.
- I promise.

1331
01:41:01,855 --> 01:41:03,991
And are you coming
to visit me in San Diego?

1332
01:41:04,057 --> 01:41:05,426
I promise.

1333
01:41:06,260 --> 01:41:08,295
Although, well, now that
I've got my job, well...

1334
01:41:08,362 --> 01:41:09,596
I don't know if I'll be able to.

1335
01:41:09,663 --> 01:41:12,132
- They gave it to you?
- I start on Monday.

1336
01:41:13,934 --> 01:41:16,603
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, thank you.

1337
01:41:18,372 --> 01:41:21,008
- Thanks for everything.
- Thank you.

1338
01:41:22,576 --> 01:41:23,644
Bye.

1339
01:41:27,247 --> 01:41:28,515
Have a good trip.

1340
01:41:31,018 --> 01:41:32,052
Andrea.

1341
01:41:34,721 --> 01:41:37,157
Remember,
you only have yourself.

1342
01:41:39,693 --> 01:41:40,928
I'm going to miss you.

1343
01:41:57,444 --> 01:41:59,480
I came for the rest
of my things.

1344
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:03,917
- May I come in?
- Yes, sure.

1345
01:42:08,255 --> 01:42:10,257
The movers may come
up for the bed.

1346
01:42:39,786 --> 01:42:43,557
I've cleared all my things out.
The keys are on the bed.

1347
01:42:45,759 --> 01:42:46,927
Good-bye.

1348
01:42:51,164 --> 01:42:53,100
No, no, Miguel.
No more.

1349
01:43:14,154 --> 01:43:15,522
And if we were to try again?

1350
01:43:18,992 --> 01:43:20,794
Doesn't that sound nice?

1351
01:43:22,162 --> 01:43:23,330
Good-bye, Miguel.

1352
01:44:37,738 --> 01:44:38,872
I'm leaving now.

1353
01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:42,976
Here. Take this with you.

1354
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:49,850
- They published it?
- Yes. Page 19.

1355
01:44:52,886 --> 01:44:55,956
"Sex, Shame and Tears".
Sex?

1356
01:44:57,424 --> 01:44:59,126
Do you know what sex is?

1357
01:45:06,733 --> 01:45:07,768
Ana.

1358
01:45:08,802 --> 01:45:09,970
The cover.

1359
01:45:10,837 --> 01:45:12,839
Are they coming
for his things today?

1360
01:45:14,141 --> 01:45:17,210
Yes. His brother.

1361
01:45:19,613 --> 01:45:21,148
He told me to take care of him.

1362
01:45:22,883 --> 01:45:24,084
Right, Cirilo?

1363
01:45:27,254 --> 01:45:29,856
When I get the phone on,
I'll send you the number.

1364
01:45:30,957 --> 01:45:32,092
Okay.

1365
01:45:34,494 --> 01:45:35,562
Bye.

1366
01:45:37,864 --> 01:45:38,865
Bye.

1367
01:45:41,968 --> 01:45:43,704
- Will you forgive me?
- Will you forgive me?

1368
01:45:51,111 --> 01:45:52,479
What are you looking at?

1369
01:45:55,248 --> 01:45:56,450
Your ass.

1370
01:45:58,885 --> 01:46:00,053
And this miracle?

1371
01:46:03,156 --> 01:46:04,558
I want to make love to you.

1372
01:46:09,262 --> 01:46:11,031
What are you on?

1373
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:14,534
Cry-baby.

1374
01:46:15,502 --> 01:46:16,670
Bashful.

1375
01:46:22,242 --> 01:46:24,678
- Someone's ringing the bell.
- Don't worry about it.

1376
01:46:28,548 --> 01:46:31,585
Darling, the whole
neighborhood will see us.

1377
01:46:31,651 --> 01:46:33,453
Who's being chaste now?

1378
01:46:51,705 --> 01:46:52,739
I love you.

1379
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:02,315
It's going to be tomorrow.
Let's go.

1380
01:47:02,382 --> 01:47:03,850
MOVING COMPANY